So, I am alive. So very, very sorry for any abandonment issues I might have caused (but, no, I will not pay for therapy ), but I have finally reached a state of not-quite-as-busy.

New Things

Dunkin' Donuts:
-Finally Promoted. (Yay.)
-Pay raise. (YAY.)
-Possibly working at the Walmart location. (Shit.)

School:
-Got to dissect (mangle) a lung. (Fucking Awesome.)
-Got to make horribly inappropriate (gay) sex jokes with said dissected (mangled) lung. (Fucking Awesome.)
---Examples include: Sticking ones finger down a random tube and moaning about how tight it is. Cutting a section off the lung, inserting a straw down a bronchial and proclaiming that your going to blow it...and preceding to do so, and many many more)
-Got to dissect (destroy) a heart
-Got to make wildly inappropriate Twue Wuv jokes. And gay sex jokes. About the heart.
-Soon to dissect (obliterate) a kidney. Update soon.
-Reading Dorian Gray. Everyone else should too! AMAZING
-Had (Attempted) Group Discussion about Dorian Gray without any words starting with T. Failed Miserably. No progress made. (Though fun was had.)
-Currently experiencing a highly antibiotic-resistant strain of Senioritis. Thank god for frozen GPAs.
-Has 58 in A& P (still somehow passing semester). Doesn't really give a shit. (Please refer to above bullet for =cough= excuse =cough= reason)

Prom
-Has date. Mother is mystified. (Though disappointed when she realized he is just a good, girlfriend-less friend.)
-Has date. Father thinks its the funniest thing ever. Am now teased mercilessly.
-Date is male. This has led to Mother recently not asking if I am a lesbian. Or transsexual. Am relieved.
-Date is male. Father has thought to warn him of my "rampant" feminism. Date already knew. In fact, am driving and paying for most of it. Teasing ensues.
-Wearing dress. Mother realizes eldest daughter is a Real Girl NowTM.
-Wearing a dress. Father still thinks is funniest thing ever. And don't even mention the purse in front of him.
-Not actually, technically going to the dance. Haven't worked up the courage to tell Mother.
-Go listen to HelloGoodbye's Jesse Buy Nothing, Go to Prom Anyway. (My moves Will Be So Hot You'll Have to Stand Under the Fan!)

Everything Else
-Sigh.